MASSIVE pollution. All sorts of noxious gases, hot rocks liable to set fire to things (and subsequent release of CO2!) and the ash. Let's not talk about the ash. - Someone should do something!
Won't someone think of the chilllddreeeennn!!!
Oh, that's true, children can get hurt if they play in the lava flows!
Political correctness gone mad, I used to play in the lava flow and it never did me any harm.
