Friday, 16 April 2010

Someone should write a Monty Python sketch

 Iceland's Volcano grounds flights in the UK

Ban volcanoes. Have you seen the pollution they cause?

MASSIVE pollution. All sorts of noxious gases, hot rocks liable to set fire to things (and subsequent release of CO2!) and the ash. Let's not talk about the ash. - Someone should do something!

Won't someone think of the chilllddreeeennn!!!

Oh, that's true, children can get hurt if they play in the lava flows!

Political correctness gone mad, I used to play in the lava flow and it never did me any harm.