First, light the fire.
No Ron, I won't move your bed onto the hearth.
Next - settle down for a snooze before the guest arrives.
She's here! She's here!
Get over-excited and go mad with the play-bowing routine.
The honeymoon is over. She's eaten all my dinner and no! the rubber chicken is not a substitute that will appease me.
No way am I sharing my bed with that hussy.
Women!
